Truthful Horoscopes!

AQUARIUS: You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking joke.



PISCES: You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the F.B.I. or the C.I.A. You have a minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and you are generally a dip shit.



ARIES: You are the pioneer type and think that most people are diccheads. You are quick-tempered, impatient and scornful of advice. You are a pricc.



TAURUS: You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamn communist.



GEMINI: You are quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bi-sexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. GEMINI`S are notorious for thriving on incest.



CANCER: You are sympathetic and understanding to other people`s problems, which makes you a succa. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won`t be worth shit. Everyone in prison is a CANCER.



LEO: You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most LEO`S are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. LEO people are theiving muthafukas and spend most of their time kissing mirrors.



VIRGO: You are the logical type and hate disorder. This shit picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fuking. VIRGO`S make good bus drivers and pimps.



LIBRA: You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a male, you are probably a queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are none. Most LIBRA women are hoes. All LIBRA`S die of venerial diseases.



SCORPIO: The worst of the lot. You are shrewed in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a son-of-a-bitch. Most SCORPIO`S are murdered.



SAGITTARIUS: You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of SAGITTARIANS are drunks. Nixon was a SAGITTARIUS. You are not worth the time of day.



CAPRICORN: You are a conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chicken-shyt. There has never been a CAPRICORN of any importance. You should kill yourself.

A little more about me

A brilliant bolt of lightning descends! SHAZAAM!
The oracle has spoken!
The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being, the Goddess Athena.You're a powerful woman who knows what she wants and just how to get it. Of all the deities, you come closest to the modern woman. Strong and sensual, you're someone who doesn't shy away from a challenge. In fact, it's precisely the challenge that excites you. You have no tolerance for traditional gender roles, so seduction is your specialty. You probably have no problem being the aggressor, nor do you mind being in control of a relationship. In bed, you might even take the lead and make sure that nothing's over until you are thoroughly satisfied. Your self-confidence and security have allowed you to use your sexuality exactly the way that pleases you. Your lovers undoubtedly sense your inner divinity and worship your ways. You demand and receive respect from whoever you decide to seduce. And like a light from the heavens, your partner discovers your true inner nature. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess!

Me

Some folks come in your life for a lifetime!
Some come for a season!
U gonna always mess up when you mix seasonal people up with life time expectations!
It's up to YOU to know which is which!


~Madea
Madea Goes To Jail

Raphael Saadiq - Still Ray

Simple. soulful, one of my favorites!

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